Oh my word! My feet are sore. Yesterday morning I decided I wanted to wear heels. I always look at other women in heels and think they look so sexy. I want that too, but I never wear them because:
1) I’m not totally sure of the correct way to walk, I don’t want to be clomping everywhere like some kind of mammoth out the ages.
2) I don’t want to fall flat on my face and just when I want to impress
3) I’m a scruff that chooses comfort over fashion.
Yesterday I thought to myself that I want to look sexy in some heels and I will never learn to walk in them if I don’t practice. So yesterday I had on these great looking heeled boots (thought the boots would be easier to walk in). I cannot walk another step. Its painful. I’m afraid of stepping onto any perforated drains, my heel might go through. I’m afraid of being too noisy when I walk. I’m a fashion victim! I could catch my heel on the carpet and then I’ll be kissing the floor. And then my belt snapped and I’m afraid I’ll catch the heel on the bottom of my sagging pants (when did the waist get too large?). I also find that to drive safely I have to remove the boots. You know that movie scene: The car door opens and then you a sexy leg in a sexy high heeled shoe. Now if I am barefoot and then trying to pull on the boot there is nothing sexy there. But I guess I should live it, this is not a movie its real life.
How do those other women do it. They walk normally and fast and without looking at the floor. I mean, they even wear heeled sandals, now that is talent! I normally wear flat shoes. It is comfortable and reliable. But I don’t want to be a granny. It’s like wearing granny undies! No way. However, some grannies are better then I am at these heels. I walk past shoes in the window and I think to myself, I wish I had the talent to walk in those. Lol, now I slightly regret my tomboy ways. When I think high heels I think of the movie ” Single White Female”. In the end she kills her stalker with a heel through the eye. So its good. One always has a weapon handy : )
I work in a profession were heels are not always appropriate. It does not always work. But there are office days and you want to look good. You want to go out to dinner and look good. Just for yourself. Its like wearing sexy underwear. No one can see it under your clothes but it makes you feel good knowing you are feminine and sexy for yourself. ( and if the situation arose wear the undies are going to be visible, its going to be a pretty sight)
Anyone have any advice on how to wear heels? I am talking proper heels here. The medium ones I can handle. I want to walk with feminine confidence, not tomboy swagger.